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dancybutt:

dancybutt:

dancybutt:

dancybutt:

my parents said they’d be gone for two hours but it’s been five and a half hours they’re dead aren’t they

if they’re dead i’m not doing my fucking english homework

you know me so well

they got home and this is how that went

dad: hello?

me: whERE HAVE. YOU. BEEN? BEDS EMPTY! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD HAVE DIED, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!!

mom: what is that from?

they’re now double grounded

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